He’s struggling to stay positive

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“There’s nothing to look forward to,” said Tiger, which is the kind of thing your mate says after he’s been dumped by the love of his life as you nurse two depressing pints of Carling Extra Cold in Wetherspoons.  

“Nothing I can build towards. Where’s the light at the end of the tunnel? I don’t know.”

Two Jägerbombs please barkeep. 

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